Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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