is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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