Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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