We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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