Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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