The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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