at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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