I can text with my tongue
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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