And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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