i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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