shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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