i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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