playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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