Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize
