I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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