She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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