I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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