I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He shit in the fireplace
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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