Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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