To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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