apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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