I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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