Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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