ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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