How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I need moral support for this bender
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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