so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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