I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
