so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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