I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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