Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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