I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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