i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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