she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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