I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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