was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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