Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize