I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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