i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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