Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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