Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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