Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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