Nicole vs. Life
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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