Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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