my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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