so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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