I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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