how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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