the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
