I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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