The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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