Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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