i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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