More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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