Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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