She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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