Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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