okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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